How do you know yer in WV? Because the garage has a deer hanging from the rafters, a Matthews Compound Bow rests upon a table, a four-wheeler is parked in the corner, and on the bottom racks of the freezer is over 30 squirrels, ready for winter snack-times. That’s how you know yer Almost Heaven, West Virginia. Besides,

. . . that’s where I have great times with my dad!