A few things that I think I heard Joseph saying:

“Grandpa, are you sure this is where it goes?”

“I had a bad feeling about you babysitting me!”

“It doesn’t come out on top Grandpa – and I’m not talking about my hair”

“Where’s my mommy when I need her?”

And one more:

“Wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death?”